Trott,

I would first like to respond with a simple thank you. By posting that link to our blog, about "peatwating" ( probably the reason why i managed to stay single all these years ).....This only leads me to beleive that you think I am going to be a spectacular mate because I even put tennis shoes on my dog. Thank god I finally got that point across. Tell everyone, I'm available & awesome.

My practical reasoning behind the shoes izzz ....... They keep her shadoobies in the lawn and out from under my dad's BBQ(on the patio). The grass is simply too cold, and a hair too long for a classy chihuahua squat. Also, it took Audrina two whole weeks to be able to walk, let alone run in those sneakers. I was a proud mommy.

You on the other hand clearly stated you would infact dress chewie (trotts dog) in clothing if it served a purpose. Well guess what daddy trott, your chewie is also from florida && now has cold feet. Obviously you either need to go buy some shoes or find a girl "peatwating" who will do it for you.

Tip for male's with small dogs, who are not gay: ....... Don't neglect, protect.

Also, there are plenty of women "peatwating" at dog parks who would help your single daddy family. So start "peacocking" and flexing that path..... you'll find a bitch who will play dress up and house in no time. I know that's what this is really about, jealousy.

- BNASTY

Really? Seriously?

In honor of our new blog, I figured that I would go ahead and take a jab at my awesome co-writer and show everyone that might come across our awesome blog why there's a little picture of Paris Hilton with her dog in our header. Brit, I've never been an advocate of lumping you in with blondes from the west coast, but making this video didn't help your cause. lol. As much as I admit to being a small dog owner, being a guy puts me in a different category entirely. He's the coolest dog ever. I also will never clothe my canine in anything that doesn't serve a purpose (i.e. warmth or veterinary reasons). My mother put a Christmas t-shirt on my dog and I would've lost it had it not made him resemble Underdog. People, just read this and comment if you don't think it's true.

Your Co-Writer's Dog: Audrina



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