Cold Hard Opinions

Trott,

I would first like to respond with a simple thank you. By posting that link to our blog, about "peatwating" ( probably the reason why i managed to stay single all these years ).....This only leads me to beleive that you think I am going to be a spectacular mate because I even put tennis shoes on my dog. Thank god I finally got that point across. Tell everyone, I'm available & awesome.

My practical reasoning behind the shoes izzz ....... They keep her shadoobies in the lawn and out from under my dad's BBQ(on the patio). The grass is simply too cold, and a hair too long for a classy chihuahua squat. Also, it took Audrina two whole weeks to be able to walk, let alone run in those sneakers. I was a proud mommy.

You on the other hand clearly stated you would infact dress chewie (trotts dog) in clothing if it served a purpose. Well guess what daddy trott, your chewie is also from florida && now has cold feet. Obviously you either need to go buy some shoes or find a girl "peatwating" who will do it for you.

Tip for male's with small dogs, who are not gay: ....... Don't neglect, protect.

Also, there are plenty of women "peatwating" at dog parks who would help your single daddy family. So start "peacocking" and flexing that path..... you'll find a bitch who will play dress up and house in no time. I know that's what this is really about, jealousy.

- BNASTY